Lesson #1: EVERYTHING is extremely expensive here...

...but at least the advertising is free (if you're resourceful)

Lesson #2: Golden gaytimes are the BEST ice cream bars ever

Lesson #3: White men can't jump



Lesson #4: $12.95 an hour for internet is just not worth it, but $99.95 for the week is a BARGAIN!
Lesson #5: If you come to Sydney, be prepared for walking...a LOT of walking
**We considered posting a picture of Michaels bloodied, mangled feet, but we'll spare you...this time.
Lesson #6: If you get the chance to sleep...TAKE IT no matter where you are!
Lesson #7: Just because you put quotes around something, doesn't make it true

Lesson #8: You can't escape the camera, but go ahead and act the fool anyway




Lesson #9: Try everything at least once...unless it's a flying rat.


Lesson #10: Shitty convienence is both convienient AND shitty
Lesson #11: Cameras sure are sophisticated here in Australia. The exclusive beauty shot mode of Kens new camera...well, the results speak for themselves!


Lesson #12: Woolworths is your one-stop online porn shop
Lesson #13: Residents in Sydney have two garage entry ways. One for boyfriends, one for tricks.
Lesson #14: Nothing beats summer in Sydney for New Years with two great friends!

OMG! I nearly spat out my tea when I saw the sublime effects of Beauty Shot. I want one of those cameras, too!
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